Is it my GOOOOOL

Support your team! Watch the World Cup in Spanish! Seriously, ESPN’s commentators are excruciating. (Make sure to read the above t-shirt as Aaliyah.) Now, let’s collectively mourn the botched call on the US’s presumable third and winning goal against Slovenia, even though most Americans could not give an owl pellet about soccer.

GOOOOOOOOOOOL! GOL GOL GOL GOL